...I totes forgot that today was confession day. I've been forgetting to bring my planner to work with me so I've been kinda lost the past few days. I had absolutely nothing planned for today so thanks for saving my ass and giving me something to write about, oh goddess of Wednesdays, Kathy!
...Okay, so this one is kind of embarrassing, but...I've been craving a roasted turkey leg for the past few days now. Those big giant ones that they sell at SeaWorld and Disneyland that look ridiculous so you're all like, "no thanks", but then you try one anyway because, "what the hell, you're at Disneyland!", and it is pure carnivorous heaven. Yeah, that one. Please, don't judge me.
...I bought this tea called "China Slim Tea" (as if that isn't sketchy enough) that's supposed to be like a detox tea but I'm too scared to try it. I've found mixed reviews on it so I'm still on the fence. Maybe I should just hold off and try the ($55!!) Tiny Teatox instead?
...I hate those "Oops, you forgot something in your cart!" emails. Um, no shit, I left them there because I can't afford them right now. Thanks for reminding me. Douche bags.
...I'm reaaaaaaallllllllly late on the Parks & Rec train. As in, I just started watching it this year. As in, these past two weeks. I know.
I didn't have a blog post scheduled for Wednesday either, in fact I am typing it up as I read blogs ha ha. Love the confessions! I hate getting reminders for my cart too. Makes me feel even worse!
ReplyDeleteI definitely want to kick people in the nose when I get those stupid emails saying I have things left in my cart. Uhhh no duh, jacktards. I'm obviously too broke for it right now. How about you send me said item for free, huh?!
ReplyDeletei havent watched Parks & Rec at all - I think I need to hop on that wagon. I hate those emails - except when they're like: how bout some free shipping? And I'm all like, holla thats what I was waiting for ;) and ew, turkey legs. hahaha!
ReplyDeleteGirl I bought a China of Japanese slim tea once... something called oolong tea or something like that. It slims you down alright! ;)
ReplyDeleteIn the worse way possible lol...never again
Deletehaha i've seen those turkey legs too and while i'm all "ewwww! gross!" on the outside, i think "ummmm those sure do smell good!" on the inside.
ReplyDeletethanks for linking up!
-kathy
Vodka and Soda
That's my exact though about the cart e-mails! Parks & Rec... yeah, never watched it. This is what happens when you don't have Netflix!
ReplyDeleteI crave meat of all sorts all the time. Actually, usually bacon, or a burger, or better yet a burger with bacon. I still haven't gotten on the Parks & Rec bandwagon. I should.
ReplyDeleteDammit Duckie, you always beat me when you post your linkup lol. Anyway, when I saw this title, my mind went straight to the gutter, I confess, I have the dirt mind. I also hate when I don't log into my account(so I can avoid those emails), they empty my cart so when I actually do have the money for it, I can't find it again...ever
ReplyDeleteHAHA So true about the cart reminders! I couldn't have said it better myself! And as for the late on the band wagon, I only started watching Modern Family this* Year.. I'm so with ya on that one! Have a great day girl! :) xo
ReplyDeleteLisa,xo
http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/
I used to drink oolong tea when I lived in Japan...and I spent a LOT of time in the ladies' room at work.
ReplyDeleteDo you know those "turkey legs" are actually emu?!
ReplyDeletebahahahahahahahhahaha dying over the cart thing!
ReplyDeleteI had one of those turkey legs a couple of years ago, at a fair, and after that, it put me off of them for a while now. Haha. I totally love Parks and Rec. I'm already missing it since it ended their current season.
ReplyDeletexxDenysia Yu
http://thatlaitgirl.com
I love Parks and Rec! Although I'm behind a couple seasons. Lol I have something in my shopping cart at all my favorite stores. Poor lonely cart, I'll come back for you one day!
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