It's my birthday, dammit.

There's just something about birthdays that get me so excited. It's like I'm 5 years old again and I can do, say, and get whatever I want just for this one day. Ice cream for breakfast? Don't mind if I do. A giant bowl of chicken pesto pasta for lunch and a big fat juicy steak for dinner? No shame. Okay, well now that I think about it, I do these things all the time anyway.

Since today is my birthday I thought I'd share all of my awesomeness with you by writing a post full of, well, myself. Aren't you lucky? And this way, I don't have to come up with some heartfelt verbiage about how great the past 28 years have been (they have), or how being an adult makes you realize how stupid you were when you were younger (so, so stupid), and the fact that even though I wasn't where I thought I would be at this age (I wanted to be a welder when I was younger) I couldn't be happier with my life.

But enough of all that serious crap. Let's save that for another day and keep it fun and simple for today. So, now, for your reading and viewing pleasure, the ABC's of ME.

A// Age: Today is my 28th birthday!

B// Bed size: California King. With 3 kids who love to cuddle in and watch movies with us some nights, a big bed is necessary. At one point we even shared the bed with a bunny and Kaos (when she was still a baby).

C// Chore you hate: Cleaning my own room. It's funny because I can clean every other room in the house with no problems, but my room can never get fully clean. I'm slowly trying to de-clutter and get rid of most of my crap (clothes, shoes, bags, etc.) so it'll be easier to clean.

D// Dogs: Kaos is our one and only. She's still a pup (only about 6 months old) but she's pretty big and very hyper.

E// Essential start to your day: Always coffee. If not coffee, then an energy drink, preferably Monster's Kaos. Yeah, like our dog.

F// Fear: Falling/no control. I'm not afraid of heights, just afraid of falling off those heights. Rollercoasters, skydiving, those rides where you go up and they just drop you - yeah, not my jam.

G// Gotta have: Chocolate, bubbles, sunshine, glitter, shoes, sarcasm, friends, little details, vodka, bacon, ocean, laughter.

H// Hobbies: Blogging (obvs), reading, eating, crafting, and going on adventures.

I// Instruments you play: Don't really play any instrument, but I've been told I sing pretty well (yes, from real people other than my mom), so my voice?

J// Job: The energy-sucking life of a legal secretary/assistant but I still want to start my own line of handmade swimwear...someday.

K// Kids: 3 crazy ones. Crazy wonderful.

L// Live: Guam/Hawaii. I add the "/" because I was born on Guam, moved to Hawaii as a kid, then moved back to Guam when I got older, then back to Hawaii for a year, then back to Guam. In case you didn't notice, I have trouble making decisions. Joey and I dream of traveling the world and living in different places - like vagabonds.

M// Music: I love all kinds. It just depends on my mood. Favorite artists of all time are Beyonce (duh), Gwen Stefani, and Iggy Azalea.

N// Nicknames: Duckie (obvs), Jess, Ska, Sica/Seeka, Lucy (like Lucy Lu from Charlie's Angels because I was the one Asian in a group of white girls), and Kelcy (during my brief stint as a shoplifter in my teenage years).

O// Overstock: Everything. Clothes, shoes, bags, beauty products - I'm like a hoarder. A very fashionable hoarder.

P// Pet peeve: Being hung up on, people who complain a lot and ask for advice then never ever take that advice.

Q// Quote: "Well-behaved women seldom make history." - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

R// Regrets: Not getting the last slice of ice-cream cake yesterday. Then again, if I had eaten it, I'd probably be regretting that instead.

S// Siblings: 3 brothers, 1 sister. That makes 5 of us, total - in case you didn't know.

T// Time you wake up: My eyes open at 6:15am, but I usually don't crawl out of bed until 6:50am.

U// Underwear: Victoria's Secret Cheekies are my absolute faves.

V// Veggies you dislike: Eggplant, bell peppers, and radish.

W// Wants: To start my own successful line of swimwear and to renovate my entire house or build a new one.

X// Xerox: Back in 2004 when American Idol was still a big deal, everyone said I looked like Jasmine Trias, one of the Hawaii contestants. Funny thing is, I knew her personally - we both sang in our church choir together.